Better Pikey NEEDED!

I have two (2) PsP Phats now and I like most of US here (Think Tank) need a better Stronger Compatible Pikey to use AS most of us want to use our PsP's as COMPUTERS! They have the power now we need BRIGHT programmers to build a PiKey to connect with the power in the PsP and not have problems installing and Using , C'mon guys, Can't you build it ? My one PsP runs 0.3 and 3.40 OE-A but IIIIIIII need 4.01 M33-2 at least on my second with Pikey WORKING!!!!......What I have is Formula's to test out on a new super Ring in china since the USA is so lame but you can't make a better Pikey? A note from an American physicist who is a girl with a high I.Q. SONY WAS REALLY OUT OF IT'S MIND WHEN IT BUILT THE 1000/1001! Tks Sony you would make my Grand Dad Nickola Tesla happy....